Summer! Funniest chat-up lines

In the summertime, when the weather is hot, people can be funny and offer some very funny lines, here are two I remember so far:

"Black Beauty - are you okay?" (Not stopping to hear the answer)

"It's good to be beautiful!"

Please help me out here, I want to laugh hard! What's the funniest chat-up/opening line you've ever heard?

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