Wednesday, 26 July 2017

Summer! Funniest chat-up lines

In the summertime, when the weather is hot, people can be funny and offer some very funny lines, here are two I remember so far:

"Black Beauty - are you okay?" (Not stopping to hear the answer)

"It's good to be beautiful!"

Please help me out here, I want to laugh hard! What's the funniest chat-up/opening line you've ever heard?

May your dreams be jolly and bright...

I hope the first half of 2017 went well for you.

I feel like I've taken more risks, started processes, received new messages and am learning along the way, and the second half of the year will bring about the manifestations of these new things I've learnt, so we shall see.

I hope the latter half of 2017 is stronger for you too.